This is an actual conversation between me and the husband.

In the multi-storey car park -

Him: Hey, look at that guy! He's going in the wrong direction!
Me: Well, it's nearer for him that way.
Him: That's not the point! It's very dangerous for him to do that, it might cause an accident.

Moments later, round the bend outside the car park -

Me: Hey watch it, the way you're turning, we're on the on-coming lane.
Him: I can't help it, I'm in the middle of a drift.
Me: ...